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Over the course of drawing Nerd Theater, we've accidentally produced a few images that might just be useful to someone not telling penis jokes.
While this is most certainly a world in which we do not want to live, it is not our prerogative to deny pleasure to those who seek it at the tips of our digital paintbrushes. BAM, MOTHERFUCKER! Penis joke!
Also, in case you're retarded, almost all of the comics have a little
[Source 
] link underneath them.
That means you can download the SVG* for each comic and discover just how lazy
we really are!
A 1-up mushroom from Super Mario Bros!
Have it tattooed on your skin to repel females.
The "S" symbol from the Metroid games.
If you don't know what that means, put down your Halo, take your frat brother's dick out of your mouth, and play a real game.
It's the TARDIS from Doctor Who!
I don't care if it's bad British TV, Doctor Who puts to shame whatever lame-ass shows you watch.
An iPod Mini!
The peak of Apple music technology.
Good grief, it's Charlie Brown!
America's loveable blockhead has had his likeness stolen by Nerd Theater. No worries about trademarking, though, because Charles Shultz is dead! ...what's an estate?
It's the heads of some beloved puppets!
Leave large printed copies of Bert, Ernie, and Kermit next to your victims to make your crime scenes fun for the whole family!
Our Thanksgiving wallpaper from the year of our Lord 2010.
If we come to your house and this is not the wallpaper on your desktop, Alex is going to give you a colonoscopy with a rusty nail.
A simple, yet powerful background from Nerd Theater Corp.
If we come to your house and this is not the wallpaper on your desktop, Alex is going to shit inside your computer. How can you have two wallpapers at once you ask? You can't. Choose the rusty nail or Alex's BM.
* All SVG files are from Inkscape, so they may need some massaging to work as standard SVG. If you don't like that, feel free to massage my balls.
