Today’s comic is pretty much what we believe fraternities are really like. Innocent young men pledge themselves to a group of slightly older misogynistic, border-line rapists in some futile attempt to gain self-respect and “man cred.” Although college is the backdrop, drinking and partying with scores of intoxicated women is front and center for these wannabe playboys.

Given the stereotypes, I’m sure we’re all asking the same question: why won’t they let me join? I’ve filled out the application dozens of times, but the interview always ends with a soul-crushing “Next!”.  Am I not pretty enough? I can change! Please, just give me a chance.  *sob*